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didn't know the line was THAT far back!"
"My hand is swollen and it's throwing me off balance."
"That ceiling fan is blowing my darts."
"I'm not use to this kind of board."
"The light is in my eyes and making me miss."
"I was trying to be nice..crap I didn't know he was gonna score on me."
"The line is wrong."
"I'm telling you, the board moved."
do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to
pee a lot.
Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan
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